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Why Demotivational Poster

WEARING THE PANTS - I do what i want, how i want and when i want to do it. As long as i ask my wife first.

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Rating: 4.55/5

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house - October 23, 2011, 12:55 am
Oh, I'm here V. Its just I don't have much worth saying ATM.......but be patient, I'll hit my straps again (when she gives me 5 minutes peace!!)
Verdeckt - October 22, 2011, 2:12 am
Speaking of which, where is House? Bwahahaha

YOUR CHILDHOOD - Has just been ruined forever.

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Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by FreeGunsForAll

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 12, 2014, 4:13 am
If it means anything, I'm vote #30 giving you 5L + faved.
rockntractor - February 3, 2012, 6:07 pm
Childhood hell, Mr. piggies head!

PHYSICS - The science where you use extremely long and complicated formulas to explain why a ball rolls.

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Rating: 4.63/5

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AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.

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Rating: 3.4/5

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Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Ah, apologetics in metaphoric form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm
The fucking truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am
I love this place, I can laugh my ass off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am
Hilarious. Well done.

WHY WOMEN CAN'T SLEEP - Each one of those little blue balls Is a thought,a problem or a decision that needs to be made Man has only 2 balls and they take up all his thoughts

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Rating: 3.71/5

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Demo33 - June 14, 2011, 5:31 pm
5L's good job. x


MOLESTING A BUTTERFLY - It is illegal to molest a butterfly. Molest refers not only to what you're thinking you sicko.

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Rating: 3.88/5

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Cubbybear - April 10, 2010, 5:27 pm
As a child I molested a lot of butterflies...I'm 88% cured
MrRandom - April 10, 2010, 2:19 pm
Truly some sick and disgusting folks in the world. Thankfully, motifake keeps about 80% of them from running amok.
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 2:08 pm
what is wrong with some people
sickartist - April 10, 2010, 8:21 am
It's illegal in Arizona to molest a cactus also. 5L

WHY LEARN? - The more we know, the more we forget. the more we forget the less we know the less we know, the less we forget The less we forget, the more we know. why learn?

WHY?!? - Didn't he eat Miley Cyrus and spare us all the pain?!

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Rating: 2.63/5

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Woody - July 23, 2009, 12:03 am
who cares.... He will eat her.
Jmac0585 - May 15, 2009, 11:00 am
She was covered in either chocolate or ketchup... or is it catsup?
sweeneytodd123 - November 28, 2008, 5:33 pm
Damn why didnt he!!??? The gas prices would go down and the economy would heal if he did!

FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.

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Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half ass this one but that still puts me half an ass ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


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Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

hootizz - January 20, 2011, 6:39 am
cannot resist the power of the egg noodle...
palmat - January 20, 2011, 4:47 am
best one i've ever seen @ motifake.
Cubbybear - January 19, 2011, 7:56 pm
I wouldn't say great...but Thank you kind one.
tellitlikeitis - January 19, 2011, 7:27 pm
Great one!

FRENCH MAID - Something a "Neat Freak" will never be able to enjoy.

OH NO NOT AGAIN. - "Oh no, not again," is what flashed through the mind of Douglas Adams who had suddenly been called into existence several miles above the surface of an alien planet.

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Rating: 2.47/5

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Derek - November 16, 2009, 3:31 pm
A whale of a tale :})
Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 8:55 am
Someone has been reading again. Now put the five book trilogy down slowly. That's right, here's a cup of tea and a towel.


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Rating: 3.65/5

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Sean - October 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
Thank you.
temp - October 6, 2009, 11:39 pm
That's fucking hilarious!
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Sean - October 2, 2009, 12:01 am
Is it my imagination, or is this wiener dog giving us the Charles Manson?
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:36 pm
LMAO! This'll hover at 3.1, methinks.
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:33 pm
Destination: Two-Point-Nines-Ville. Population: Perfect Posters. Huzzahhh!!!
agdaniele - October 1, 2009, 11:28 pm
Kiss of death: Aggy loves this poster!
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:27 pm
Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's right. I did a do-over in the October Challenge. Seeing is believing. But thanks anyway MrRandom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2009, 11:17 pm
Nah, The second one IS better. You should be ashamed Sean.
MrRandom - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Still a perfect poster
Sean - October 1, 2009, 11:15 pm
Dammit. Better punchline: "... no one's ever going to take you seriously." Ah well.

THE SPANISH INQUISITION - Is coming to get him

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Rating: 2.64/5

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garv - August 1, 2009, 9:00 pm
Pity you have no sense of humor
garv - August 1, 2009, 8:59 pm
Pity you have no sense of humor
Highlord - December 23, 2008, 11:59 am
Pity there hasn't been a spanish inquisition since 1834


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Rating: 4.82/5

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Rudedog - December 23, 2012, 12:21 am
Cause the word "cliche" is so uncommon those that are common?? 5Ls


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Rating: 4.73/5

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Neener - October 27, 2010, 7:42 pm
The things you see working at walmart never cease to amaze.
spacedog - October 27, 2010, 7:07 pm
Hilarious! They just happen to be in the food aisles.

BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Otherwise known as the ex wife.

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Rating: 3.39/5

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LD0ne - April 13, 2010, 9:28 am
i beg to differ http://www.naughty.com/news/Avril_Lavigne/Hot_Maxim_Photos/images/Avril_Lavigne_Nice_Curves_picture.jpg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 4:23 pm
Is that Avril Lavigne? The only thing scarier is her without a little photoshopping or with a microphone.


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Rating: 4.22/5

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BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:28 pm
Then again, when you're drunk on your ass, any idea is a good idea!!!
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:26 pm
I should also thank Double D (or just Dee) for this Idea...
BoneCD - February 26, 2010, 6:21 pm
Funny thing Phy....I don't have any kids, just 28 nieces and nephews
phydeaux - February 26, 2010, 6:20 pm
5L...but how did you know what goes on in my house?

THE 151 - When time is a factor and you need to be drunk NOW; the 151.

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Rating: 3.85/5

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ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:11 pm
@ Cubby, Methuselah wouldn't remember your 151st.
TheTrashHeap - June 7, 2010, 7:58 pm
For the 10000th time people QUALITY OVER QUANTITY IF YOU CAN'T DO BOTH!
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:59 pm
And I don't know why the 151 looks cloudy in the this pic, I don't want to know, maybe backwash? :(~ But I have some hooror stories of 151 and coke... I shudder to even think about them...
R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 4:54 pm
I've rejected a thousand of deadrasin's poster today alone! Your posters are getting (marginally) better though! Keep it up.
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 4:48 pm
I am but a guppy swimming with Meglodons, I bow to your Motifake superiority.
Cubbybear - June 7, 2010, 4:41 pm
I can't even remember my 151 post.
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
culos - June 7, 2010, 4:12 pm
151, no less! The moderators must have a soft spot for you, I just looked at a few of them and......let's be nice and say that I've seen better and more original posts on 4chan...
GreyScorpion - June 7, 2010, 4:09 pm
Awww Raisin, you don't give yourself enough credit. It's more like Ten's of Thousands ;)
deadraisin - June 7, 2010, 3:20 pm
Coincedently this is my 151st Motifake excepted(of thousands). I am a legend in my own mind and I am not alone.

TAX FORMS - I can read all the words, but they make no sense arraigned like that!

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Rating: 3.63/5

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Master - May 24, 2011, 10:10 pm
Um... They are INTENDED to not make sense. www.losthorizons.com explains why. The Talking Heads exhorted all to "Stop Making Sense!", but Title 26 had already done so.

PHYSICS - There are exceptions to some of those "laws."

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Rating: 3.21/5

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BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:56 pm
Ooooops another 5...I just can't stop myself


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Rating: 4.79/5

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Rick69 - February 18, 2012, 5:00 pm
Perhaps. . . or perhaps we can't stand competition: we help each other if they are inferior/superior to us but not if they are the same status. . . that's how problems seem to start. . .
Zetmonk - February 18, 2012, 5:06 am
I suspect it has something to do with the fact that we'll only help the poor bastard once he falls. Silly humans. 5L

INDUSTRIAL HEMP - It's kind of like non-alcoholic beer, why bother ...

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Rating: 4.63/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 7:34 am
Before Oil, hemp was the leading cash crop in the USA. The original Levi's were made from old sails, which were made from hemp. Too bad hemp’s biggest advocates are such stoners!
spacedog - September 7, 2011, 5:57 pm
Ha. No really officer...

HEMORRHOIDS - Now, when someone asks you why you're so "butt hurt" you can give them a medical reason

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Rating: 1.78/5

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Rating: 4.88/5

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benkenobi1990 - May 8, 2011, 2:37 am
ha! classic
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 10:03 pm
Unavoidable... too much weight placed on the handle.
rerun - October 3, 2010, 9:54 pm

why isnt the blade actually cutting any grass?
agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Why is she singing November Rain?
Feasibly - October 3, 2010, 7:50 pm
Nice one pzyk, I see nothing wrong with supervising the mowing of ones lawn.
Reality Lord - October 3, 2010, 7:22 pm

quick?...yeah thats what the girlfriend tells me too.
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:19 pm
lol awesome
pzykosiz - October 3, 2010, 7:09 pm
holy fuck thats was quick.
Reality Lord - October 3, 2010, 7:09 pm

AWESOME....LOVED IT....5l'S!!!


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Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - June 26, 2012, 10:00 pm
Cheers Space
spacedog - June 26, 2012, 9:56 pm
Nice one caveman.


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Rating: 4.67/5

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Cubbybear - May 30, 2010, 1:19 am
@MWLF...You're alive! God I missed you
spacedog - May 30, 2010, 1:11 am
Agreed. Well done Face, 5L.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - May 29, 2010, 11:19 pm
Excellent poster and sentiment. In fact, it's suspiciously...motivational. (shifts eyes back and forth rapidly, squints)
Derek - May 26, 2010, 7:32 am
ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:11 pm
Truth. Well done Face. 5L


PUNCTUALITY - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Rating: 4.59/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:00 am
funny 5L


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Rating: 3.82/5

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Treehodger - January 21, 2010, 8:31 pm
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:23 pm
LMAO...GS that is excellent!!!
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 6:22 pm
Damn! You can never get away from the spelling nazis!

SHINY NEW BIKE? - Why Mooooooooooooooooooo, its lovely!

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Rating: 3.75/5

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pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:35 pm
and why are sperm small and mobile?
pktk - March 5, 2011, 10:34 pm
I looked up 'Why are' and the first two things were: Why are people gay?(Thats kinda rude
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol "Why are there school."

FINALLY, A HOLIDAY FOR ATHEISTS - April 1st Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God'

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Rating: 2.42/5

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mmmBingSoo - September 15, 2009, 2:17 pm
ehh 14:1 isnt 4:1 facepalm
todd snyder - September 15, 2009, 11:09 am
Bingo ! 5 Lions for you.

the chicken -

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Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 27, 2015, 6:24 am
very funny a 5er


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Rating: 4.89/5

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Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:19 am
That's if you believe the internet...
gas - February 12, 2012, 5:56 pm
don't forget to quote the author, it's from O. Wilde (or at least that's what the internet says xD)
Rick69 - February 12, 2012, 4:20 pm
Hm. . . that's a good one. . . (*le me hurrying off with my new inspiration*) ;D
gas - February 12, 2012, 10:42 am
"we can believe the impossible, but not the improbable" xDD


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Rating: 4.71/5

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agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:06 am
Anyone who can go down on me standing up is just fine in my book.
Chompers - September 7, 2010, 12:02 am
Chompers - September 7, 2010, 12:02 am
Do you have a problem with midgets? That's sizist
agdaniele - September 7, 2010, 12:00 am
Tiny sexual partners.
Chompers - September 6, 2010, 11:59 pm
Big hat=tiny penis small hat=who the hell knows
ICEMAN - September 6, 2010, 11:56 pm
Sounds like you have a bad case of penis envy there, Chomp. Heh, heh.
Chompers - September 6, 2010, 11:51 pm
Real men wear small hats
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 11:34 pm
The hat definitely sells it.
Cubbybear - September 6, 2010, 11:32 pm
I like the hat
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 11:30 pm
But, it's a lovely smile, Chomp.
Chompers - September 6, 2010, 11:25 pm
I can't afford toothpaste ok, clowning doesn't pay as well as you would think it should.
agdaniele - September 6, 2010, 11:18 pm
Magnificently warped! %L!!!

CASPER - He never got his "WISH". I know... I'm an A**HOLE.

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Rating: 4.5/5

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pzykosiz - November 3, 2010, 12:58 am
ouch. 5l's
fascistfrenchman - May 26, 2010, 6:54 am
I had to think about this one. Perhaps a side-by-side would have worked better, but that's still pretty funny.
Cubbybear - May 25, 2010, 11:51 pm
Hey... it was a DI*K thing to say...but you're right
agdaniele - May 25, 2010, 11:50 pm
4.9 Lions... I took off .1 for apologizing for your genius.


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Rating: 4.47/5

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agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
To you, or FOR you? Wait... that's not what I meant.
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 1:48 pm
prison will do that to you
agdaniele - May 8, 2010, 1:38 pm
When trying to figure out how to enslave an entire race... one must get all the info available on the rectum. Anal sex has been known to enslave many a man.
pieman - May 8, 2010, 10:50 am
Cap FTW! You never know. It is just sh*t to us but but it could be diamonds to them. 5 solid gold lions.

MARRIAGE - Like Hockey but without all the affection

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Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

FatherTyme - November 17, 2010, 6:05 pm
DYAM!! You could almost hear the snap, crackle and pop of either his teeth or his neck or mehbe both
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2010, 8:37 pm
shhhhhhhhh! Logicdude is lurking...5L
Densaku - March 11, 2010, 10:47 pm
More like figure skating without all the grace.^^
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:21 pm
Ain't that sweet. :) 5 tackles!!!
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 6:20 pm
HA! And feeding you right hands just got gross.
Sean - March 11, 2010, 6:02 pm
Hey hey hey. I'll have you know, astropooch, that I have never been jersied by a woman, ANY woman, 'cept maybe this one time when I was actually in Jersey, but "jersied" means something different there.
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 5:44 pm
LOL! 5Ls for LD. @Sean-She pulled your sweater over your head and started feeding you right hands?
Sean - March 11, 2010, 3:49 pm
Cool. This reminds me of the exact moment my wife made me propose to her. *5 sighs and a sheesh*

MISUNDERSTANDING - Paris Hilton's father on hearing his daughter felt she needed a pair of bigger puppies.

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Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 12:37 am
Especially if you live next door to a vietnamese family.
motifake - July 21, 2010, 1:43 pm

Greyhounds are the BEST dogs to own

REUNIONS - Your family reunion will never be as cool as Arrogant Knight's.

DRONES - The first step towards Cyberdyne's creation of the Terminators.


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Rating: 4.9/5

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union - August 15, 2010, 6:22 pm
Would love to comment, but Aggy might not like it.


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Rating: 4.7/5

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Haarakkon - July 9, 2010, 2:09 am
Just another tribute-tribute (along with #71454) to poster-poster #11501.
ICEMAN - July 8, 2010, 11:40 pm
agdaniele - July 8, 2010, 10:15 pm
heh heh


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Rating: 4.36/5

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sniperslayer95 - November 27, 2011, 5:08 pm
it would appear you have forgotten Metallica came out in the 80s and 80s Metallica kicks ass
Cloudchaser - February 5, 2011, 11:31 pm
Coincidentally, tonight's Saturday Night Live is hosted by Dana Carvey and they kicked it off with a new Wayne's World skit
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 8:20 pm
Those were the days.... music videos all day. It was great!
Cubbybear - February 5, 2011, 8:05 pm
I love the 80's....MTV played music and made these guys stars. Boy bands are more 90's
M0FuK1Dy - February 5, 2011, 8:00 pm
fail. Top right is 80s hair metal band 'Poison' bottom left is also a hair metal band, not sure the name though. Not boy bands, but still half gay
agdaniele - February 5, 2011, 6:39 pm
Politifake avatar.

GANGURO - Some people go to extreme lengths to meet standards set by the community. Some standards should have never been set in the first place.

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Rating: 4.09/5

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rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:42 am
I work as a Senior Lead Support for a popular cellphone company and I'd have to say that patience can be tempered...5 unbroken pencils.
Sean - May 6, 2010, 11:44 pm
Thanks, Sparrowgirl. I happen to love sparrows ... and girls ... but differently. Sorry. That came out awkward like. If only there was some way to delete a comment after you typed it but before you post it. Ah well ....
Sparrowgirl - May 2, 2010, 11:15 pm
Excellent! 5L
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 1:10 am
5 Life lessons!

HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.

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Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?

TRAGEDY - Only the evil that resides in the heart of mankind could create the conditions for harm like this to come to innocents

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Rating: 3.57/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:58 am
I'll bet he didn't. You don't know much about starvation, do you.
nobodyofdistinction - September 5, 2015, 12:58 am
It doesn't require any evil. Just indifference. People have priorities elsewhere. We're not talking about someone destroying their food or something. Not every unfortunate thing that happens in the world is a result of malice.
JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 12:32 pm
Proof there is no God.
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:33 pm
LOOK AT THAT FAT LITTLE PORKER IN THE BACKGROUND!!! >.< I bet HE ate all the food. Bastard.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 10:37 pm
Wii... want to eat.
Zed - December 15, 2009, 10:35 pm
Is this an ad for Resident evil 5???
TheSarge - December 15, 2009, 6:51 pm
Nothing some old fashioned canabalism wouldn't fix.
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 5:02 pm
Ther're not Ethiopians, these kids live in Detroit. Fed about a dozen or so. 5 Shekels for the poster.
THeDRiZZ - October 28, 2009, 11:47 pm
Why don't Ethopians take showers? They are afraid of sliding down the drain...budabumbump
saumaun - October 18, 2009, 6:14 pm
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth? ALL OF THEM! Sorry. That was tasteless.
Krissie - October 17, 2009, 9:02 pm
Perhaps it's not evil IN the heart, but PURE evil itself. 5L...

WHY SO IGNORANT? - just kidding this guy is a fag

WHY IS THE GUY ON THE RIGHT SMILING? - He doesn't have the view you do.

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Rating: 2.94/5

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temp - October 19, 2009, 8:56 pm
He's smiling cuz he doesn't have the view we do. Baisicaly what vm said.
vm4891 - October 19, 2009, 11:30 am
He wouldn't be smiling if he did have the view I do
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:58 pm
Smiling cause he got a 5...damn did it again!

PIERCINGS - Some people just shouldn't get them...

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Rating: 2.25/5

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THIS IS WHY - This is why we can't have a Dragon Ball Z live-action movie.

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brock0lee - September 4, 2008, 7:54 am
no, but we can have a dragonball movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1098327/


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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:10 pm
Grand slam, space!!!!! 5 poodles that'll tell nobody nuthin'
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:38 pm
5 Poodles Space...Cheers to that
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 8:17 pm
5L space, this is amsome!
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 8:12 pm
ChaChing!! 5L

FURTHER PROOF - you're never to old to be immature

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Anything - March 15, 2010, 11:41 pm
Also: when little minds think about a lot of big ideas, they make a religion. When big minds think about a lot of bigger ideas, they make a poster out of it.


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More motifakes by pzykosiz

440wakeup - August 11, 2010, 9:55 pm
They do too, if only you cuddeled you know the truth
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 9:54 pm
Pervert. 5L
Reality Lord - August 11, 2010, 9:17 pm

been there....5 barking ex-gf's
spacedog - August 11, 2010, 9:15 pm
Amsome pzyk. 5L


WHY? - Because I Said So That's Why!

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More motifakes by 2Lazy2Handle

CloudchaserS - September 3, 2011, 11:29 am
Don't question me! Because I'm always right and couldn't possibly be wrong, that's why!
wheresmybeer - September 3, 2011, 4:33 am
typical woman, 5 smirks!

SERIOUSLY? - So you grab this long rod, then vigorously shake it back and forth while its pointed at your face? "Honey? I'm ready to help you workout!"

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More motifakes by LogicDude

aesop the second - January 2, 2010, 1:20 am
you sir, are the king of motifake.
sickartist - January 1, 2010, 3:59 pm
Plus when your workout is finished, it sprays a cooling spray in your face.

THE GAGA GENERATION - The future looks sick...I gotta throw up! Can't blame 9/11 for this....

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LunaLee - April 16, 2010, 7:16 am
I don't think GaGa invented SCENE. She just has a unique persona.
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 8:47 pm
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD Nevermind. I didn't get a good look at the fa... c... Well I wouldn't see it from behind anyways. My question still stands. (Pun.)
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 8:46 pm
Ha, I get this. Nice. P.S. - If you don't want the one on the right, can I have her? Cheers!

BECAUSE... - It scares the hell outta the dogs!

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LD0ne - May 24, 2010, 4:35 pm
is that actually legal to jump from a plane with your dog lol i can just imagine BAWWWWWRRROOOOOOO
FTACHASER357 - June 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
This poster gets a 5 PLUS from me. I have been there and JUMPED into a combat zone, with my Puppy. He HATED EVERY MINUTE OF IT and CHEWED THE SHIT out of everyone around. :-)

WHAT - What monster would do this

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2011, 10:14 pm
Really?......what have you done?...besides finding a sorta funny cartoon and adding unfunny text to it
Wazzaboii - April 16, 2011, 10:03 pm
please try harder

THE DEVIL - He laughs at religion.

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Bob D. Sailor - February 24, 2010, 8:08 pm
1L for utter crap.
What The? - February 11, 2009, 1:55 pm
Asinine. Don't take something awesome and turn it into... This.... Bleah.


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Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by caveman

artic - March 25, 2012, 1:49 am
Never saw the first one. Wife knows better to ask
Preacher Man - March 24, 2012, 3:01 am
I don't know...the sketching scene, Kate Winslet's tits in 3D. That might be worth it.


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maoworks2 - May 3, 2014, 12:57 pm
You Got It Right My Friend .
Greeny - December 21, 2012, 10:36 pm
A5 my dear friend said - from diapers to diapers in ninety years

Two Most Important Days -

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ALL I KNOW IS PAIN, - woe, bitterness, angst and suffering. All I really wish to know, is the reason why.

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pickleviper - July 17, 2012, 1:26 pm
It's probably because we're all been very naughty. I know I have.
CloudchaserS - July 17, 2012, 12:38 pm
5L (3rd vote) because me too. I've long thought that if we're supposed to learn a lesson from something, we could learn it better if we knew why


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BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 11:04 am
I was sitting in a bar talking to a friend and he kept grabbing his johnson. I asked him "What's up, been playing on a bad playground?" He said, "I wish, the f'n cat jumped on this morning..." I about fell of the stool.
Cloudchaser - July 24, 2011, 9:03 am
Except if it's a full bladder


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Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

pieman - September 27, 2016, 4:46 pm
Especially pictures on M.A.D.
5150monkeylove - March 31, 2011, 12:48 am
Thanks, SD!
spacedog - March 30, 2011, 6:46 pm
Nicely done 5150ML.

QUESTIONS - Some should never even enter your mind. Others... just need to be asked. Now let me die in peace.

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Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Grim [email protected]

pzykosiz - May 16, 2010, 9:44 pm
and now we know why he's called the grim [email protected]
thatonechick - May 16, 2010, 8:49 pm
Actually... no. I haven't. LoL I'm still not worried. :)
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 7:32 pm
All the better! That's originality. It stands on it's own.
Grim [email protected] - May 16, 2010, 7:09 pm
LOL I thought it worked... sadly i made this before i read yours...
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 2:36 pm
Gotta 5L any incestual snowball reference.


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Rating: 4.25/5

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LeightonESmith - March 13, 2012, 5:47 pm
Hahah! Well Coombsy, my mates started this tradition of drinking Fosters, listening to the JJJ hot 100, watching cricket and eating lamb on Australia day and it's just stuck with us! Fosters doesn't taste that bad after the first couple! ;-)
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:42 am
Leighton, why oh why are you drinking fosters? We send that sh*t overseas to everyone else and keep our good stuff!
suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:22 pm
is that your boyfriend riding you on the bottom right picture ? :)
LeightonESmith - January 28, 2012, 12:45 am
I thought you were going to say, nice arms holding up that beer! ;-p
mariand - January 27, 2012, 6:13 pm
I was about to ask you... because the capture and your avatar looks the same
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 11:47 am
you do look nice with your arms up holding that flag lol
LeightonESmith - January 27, 2012, 11:18 am
shameless self inclusion in yet another motifake ;-))))


LAUGHTER - I'm betting you get a lot of it, especially when a new girlfriend sees you without your pants for the first time.

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Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

GuinnessTroll - February 22, 2010, 4:41 pm
Well, she grew up ...well.
DreMagnum - October 20, 2009, 12:07 am
Renee Olstead is my biggest crush lol
iwishiknewmynamess too - October 20, 2009, 12:00 am
hmmmmmm well played...

WHY BUY THE COW - When the milk is free

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FORD - Quality is job... Ehhh, it's breaktime.

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Jmac0585 - June 14, 2010, 10:26 am
Second one in a week from me where I took the photo. #106158


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Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 3:41 pm
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 3:40 pm
Not quite sure... but along those lines, I gotta go... have a lunch date with a 16-year-old.
BoneCD - June 7, 2009, 3:37 pm
Damn straight...now how to you get me out of this 10x10
Arrogant Knight - June 7, 2009, 1:00 pm
Absolutely love this. 5 lions for you sir, as per usual.
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 10:04 am
The reason Sean's motifakes are so good? First rule: write what you know.
Chopperliscious - June 7, 2009, 5:33 am
Now that's just downright creepy. 5 Lions. Don't make a habit of it.

I HAVE A DREAM - To turn ground squirrels into flying squirrels.

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Rating: 2.7/5

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RuckHumpinGrunt - December 14, 2010, 11:29 am
its a ferret, get your xkcd right!

BACONNAISE - America In A Bottle

M I C - ¿Que? Y why?

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Christopher - April 26, 2009, 7:07 am
Sorry, Michael Jackson, no dice. Maybe you should try being a creepy white guy.

SLIPPERY WHEN DUMB - Have you ever wondered why this sign, with that particular wording, was ever invented? Ever heard of the Darwin awards?


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Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

daimuldoon - October 15, 2010, 5:30 am
a nods as good as a wink to a blind bat
culos - October 8, 2010, 9:39 am
and who said picture recycling was a bad thing? 5 serious nudges!
Donkasaurus - October 8, 2010, 9:35 am
5 Giant Lions for the monty python reference
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:12 pm
Perfect. After the "why so" version, I'd have said this pic was untouchable. I was wrong.
Feasibly - October 2, 2010, 12:29 am
dAnG iT! i CaN bArElY tYpE wHiLe LaUgHiNg! Nice one Ice...5er



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Rating: 4.6/5

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GreyScorpion - September 16, 2010, 9:30 am
this is brilliant, the symbolism is spot on. well done cubby, well done. 5L
Cubbybear - September 16, 2010, 12:56 am
Thanks Aggy...I love the picture
agdaniele - September 15, 2010, 11:50 pm
And the best comedy will come from that patient bearing of troubles. I love this one, Cubby! 5L


10 BUCKS - says he forgets to gas up the Buick

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Rating: 4.52/5

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Zreiser - December 31, 2010, 10:50 am
This is awesome...don't know why it got bombed to go less than 5L.
PhxDebbie - May 6, 2010, 8:47 am
5 facepalms
pieman - May 5, 2010, 4:36 pm
Classic. 5 big ol 10 pointers.


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Donkasaurus - May 11, 2010, 2:44 am
It looks like its meant for his thumb, and yes, first thing I thought of when I saw this was a cigar clipper. Why the hell would you ever put your penis through this? even if it does fit.
Anonymous2 - May 8, 2010, 10:39 pm
Um... I'm leery of putting anything in a device that reminds me of a cigar clip, even if that's the "going through puberty" size.
CANADA - May 8, 2010, 12:10 am
LMFAO!!!!!!!! that comment knocked it out of the park!
spacedog - May 7, 2010, 9:41 pm
LMAO! Judging by the size of that thing, you'd only need to to have the door ajar to make your exit.


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pieman - April 14, 2010, 11:05 am
LOL! 5 I can't believe I did that last night.



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Cubbybear - February 22, 2011, 10:40 pm
agdaniele - February 22, 2011, 10:35 pm
...scraped off the sheets with a spoon.


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More motifakes by Fatt Matt

Bovee - March 30, 2010, 5:15 pm
Truely demotivational. 5L's
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 3:53 pm
Nice! 5L


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Rating: 4.17/5

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Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:17 am
5L cubby
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:41 am
They look legit to me

SOLID GOLD - The Mickey Mouse Club for adults...talk about CHEESE!

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FREAKIES - Back in the 70's they told us FREAKS were cool... ...that's my excuse and I'm stickin' to it!

HARE PULLING - SHE was the one who suggested it, she said she found it sexy. She never looked at me the same after.

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agdaniele - March 13, 2010, 11:14 pm
TheTrashHeap - March 13, 2010, 11:12 pm
Shhhh vewy vewy quiet
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:25 pm
Hawt! 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 4, 2010, 3:35 pm
Thanks LD! Now I just need to learn to use photoshop.
LogicDude - February 4, 2010, 2:38 pm
WHERE'S MY HASENPFEFFER!? I LOL'd all over myself...now I gotta go clean up. 5L TTH - the tags really do kick this one up a notch!
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:30 pm
Oops, I made this a day early...
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 11:26 pm
Thanks Veggie
Produceman117 - February 3, 2010, 11:15 pm
Woah, TTH. 5Ls, but... woah.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:39 pm
Thanks GS.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 10:29 pm
you hit this one out of the park TTH. Brilliant 5L
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:20 pm
They kinda look like skinned frogs IMO
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Oh, just read the convo before this. All I have to say is C - C - C - fuck it.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:18 pm
Skin is too thick to eat so it all comes off. Rabbits are not actually birds. Who knew?
Treehodger - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
But why not do like in Ireland with chickens? Burn it off. Faster and easier. And to me at least, much more fun.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 10:15 pm
Gays are responsible for Haiti? Were they dancing too hard? were they trying to give Haiti a makeover?
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:12 pm
ya, they better not knock on my door
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:07 pm
The ones with the incredibly stupid signs,like *God hates soldiers*, *Gives gays the death sentence*, and *Gays are responsible for Haiti*
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:04 pm
are those the guys who knock on doors?
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
Fucking PETA. I actively hate those bastards. There on the same level as the Westboro Baptist Church in how much they annoy me.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 10:00 pm
if it moves shoot it, if it don't cut it down
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:59 pm
a rabbit inst much different than a rat. just another rodent
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:58 pm
Haven't you heard? He's Anti-Peta.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:56 pm
Canada : Never afraid to show animals just how much he loves them
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:54 pm
not to bad when they start to run. but the bonus is, even if you dont catch him the little bastard still suffers a heart attack. that will teach him to tease my dog
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:52 pm
Not too mention hard to see I bet.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:51 pm
chase them with a sled in a field or lake. they are hard to catch cause they can turn so fast.
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:49 pm
Quad yes. Sled No. They tend to run in front of me on the hwy in the summer.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:48 pm
rabbits rock! ever chase them on a sled?
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Thanks guys. It allowed me to combine my hatred of rabbits with my love of motifake.
MrRandom - February 3, 2010, 9:44 pm
The more disturbing a motifake, the better. 5Ls Trash.
CANADA - February 3, 2010, 9:35 pm
LOL, and the tags make it better yet!

THE UGLY FRIEND - Admit it girls, without her you wouldn't look so HAWT... ...don't think she doesn't know it too.


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MrRandom - December 6, 2009, 9:02 pm
Makes sense. There was the Hasslhoff avatar for a while....
Produceman117 - December 6, 2009, 9:01 pm
He's "flirtygurl13," Aggy. The purple section LOL.


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Rating: 3.82/5

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TheSanityInspector - July 5, 2012, 9:34 pm
Who doesn't love a big cup of ice water with just a hint of cola flavor?

UNFAIR DISMISSAL - You can't fire me! Ice Cream and Kids are my life!!!

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jameswnash - December 8, 2010, 12:38 am
Actually Geoff, its a celebration. once a year they celebrate the phallus and education of it etc. not all that different from mardi gras where as long as you have hooters, regardless of age, you flash you get beads etc least the icecream melts
Geoffro - December 7, 2010, 9:36 pm
scary that its ok to give those to kids in that country... what else is "ok" sickos...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 28, 2010, 3:06 am
Bleach not so much.....Try salt.
redhdsrbst - February 27, 2010, 11:10 pm
Will bleach in the eyes make up for laughing so hard?
Player_Meyer - September 29, 2009, 9:05 am
HAHA... anyone for a pedopop? or a chocolate creampie? or a dicksicle? hahaha
Woodywood03a - September 29, 2009, 8:57 am
wrong but funny... very funny.
Woodywood03a - September 29, 2009, 8:56 am
Ok, thats is wrong.